Love game

527 Anon：2007/09/28(金) 08:00:32 ID:+oRbgoj+０

Those who are not used to girls can’t have a cute girlfriend at the first time.

You guys have been/will have been virgin cos you are dreaming to go out with just one cute girl in your life and marry her.

But don’t ever think that’s possible. Just start seducing a fugly girl and learn how to deal with girls.

Those who are not used to girls get nervous in front of them, so ugly girls are better in terms of “practice”.

Even if you don’t love her at beginning, you could begin feeling affectionate to her after being with for a while.

If you’re satisfied with her, then that’s good. If dissatisfied, then dump her and look for someone prettier.

There’s no way guys with no relationship experience (love-experience level 1) can beat the strong enemy (hot chicks).

Get started with weak enemies (fugly ones), and earn some experience points.

After you reach high level, you’ll be more confident in yourself.

Think like this. “You go out with her just for a try, not for marriage”

Then you probably won’t be nervous with them.

What? You can’t go on a date with a girl you are not into? What a hell are you talking like a pissy elementary boy?

Does the relationship always start when both like each other? Hell no! It’s generally that only one of them is falling for another at first.

Another decides to go out with him/her just for a trial after s/he confesses to him/her.

That’s the same thing.

Basically, you first need to deal with lots of Slimes
(Note: Slime is the weakest enemy in Dragon Quest, the most popular RPG series in Japan).

Why do you have to defeat slimes?

The answer is, you can’t do anything without experience points.

In 1-2 years, your love experience level will get high and you’ll learn spells (pick up lines) and how to use strong weapons (presents).

These things make you more confident and you’ll become able to go out with hot chicks.

The love game gets much more interesting at this stage.

Anyway, when you encounter the enemy you really want to defeat (the girl you are desperate to date with), you don’t wanna give up or be defeated because of your lack of experience, right?

Then, get started with defeating Slimes to pile up the experience!

528 Anon：2007/09/28(金) 08:01:58 ID:NmN0zuiG0

Slime’s pregnancy was unexpected.